There once was a man named Fred
Who lived all his life in a bed
He never got up
Not even to sup
And one day awoke to be dead
A man once knocked on a door
it opened to show a fat whore
he ran far away
but she caught him that day
and wrestled him down to the floor
There once was an ugly old witch
who married a son of a bitch
they hated each other
so she married his brother
who was so uncannily rich
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