Limericks Galore :D

today we had discussion group up at Mr. Vanest's, and i ended up staying for dinner, cuz Mr Vanest and I were having a wonderful time making up limericks. we wrote tons and tons, but here are our best ones:

There once was a man from tirana
whose hand was removed by a piranha
he screamed and he cried
and he almost died
and had it replaced by a banana

(this one is only Mr Vanests, but i put it n e way)
There was a guy who was me
who couldn't write a limerick to save his life

There once was a farmer from spain
who couldn't remember his name
he asked his best horse
who told him of course
but then he forgot it again

there once was a chicken from hell
who cast a ridiculous spell
he made all the blokes
into artichokes
and all of the women as well

there once was a colorful shoe
that was worn by a lady called sue
put over a sock
it went for a walk
and stepped in some fresh camel poo

there once was a girl with black hair
that sprouted up from everywhere
she needed it cut
but not on her butt
because she wanted it there

there once was a pan of hot water
that fred jacobs poured over his daughter
it went in her ear
and came out her rear
and when it came out it was hotter

there once was a man doing dishes
and in his hot water were fishes
they swam all about
and tried to get out
which was actually one of their wishes