July 2, 2008
In your arms
I want to stay
right there with you
and never stray
like other girls
i dont want to be
i want to be special
why cant you see?
i want to be the one
that brightens up your life
that always makes you happy
that takes away the strife
i know you'll never love me
in the same way i love you
you'll probably never need me
but i so truly do
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Wish it Could Happen
July 1
The sweetest ones
go slowly by
you never know
unless you try
the things they say
will tell the truth
you didn't know how you felt
till you slid out of that booth
you love him
you cant deny it now
you wish it could happen
but have no clue how
its impossible
your to far apart
in life and in age
for that thing to start
maybe wait
a year or more
he'll come running up to you
straight up to your door
The sweetest ones
go slowly by
you never know
unless you try
the things they say
will tell the truth
you didn't know how you felt
till you slid out of that booth
you love him
you cant deny it now
you wish it could happen
but have no clue how
its impossible
your to far apart
in life and in age
for that thing to start
maybe wait
a year or more
he'll come running up to you
straight up to your door
People
July 1, 2008
People are great
people are not
some you hate
some alot
they bring you in
they take you out
they make you grin
they make you shout
they do one thing
they think another
they make your heart sing
but cant be your lover
you love to be near them
you hate it too
they can make your life grim
but can change it too
People are great
people are not
some you hate
some alot
they bring you in
they take you out
they make you grin
they make you shout
they do one thing
they think another
they make your heart sing
but cant be your lover
you love to be near them
you hate it too
they can make your life grim
but can change it too
Some really bad limericks
ok... so these are all the really bad limericks i've written so far this summer
a man once had a piano
but sold it for an ipod nano
he had 99 songs
and 100 thongs
the prettiest of which was camo
there once was a bright orange vest
which covered a large, hairy chest
its owner was manly
like all guys named stanley
and wasn't known for being welll dressed
there once was a girl with pink pants
that were filled to the brim with ants
she jumped all around
and made a weird sound
and it looked like a jungle woman dance
there once was an emergency door
whichwas owned by a man who was poor
it always stayed closed
while the poor man dozed
because opening it was a real chore
ther once was a man with no belt
which was a real problem he felt
his pants would fall down
so he looked like a clown
and was covered with an animal pelt
there once was a girl with no hair
which was much for her to bear
she screamed and she cried
and eventually died
well, actually, collapsed in a chair
there once was a guy named ted
who's best friend was codenamed fred
they lived their whole lives
without any wives
and had no one to be with in bed
there once was a guy with a hat
who marreid a girl named pat
they lived in a house
with a tiny, young mouse
but on it one day they sat
there once was a line of airplanes
which was followed by a line of trains
they sat there all day
never going astray
and eventually went completely insane
there once was a girl in the air
whose head was full of blonde hair
she flew in the night
since that just seemed right
and never had a single care
there once was a blue shiny lake
which was actually totally fake
if you went in a boat
it rarely would float
which really sucked, for goodness sake!
there once was a cloud that was pink
and one day it started to sink
it came down to the ground
without making a sound
and then went back up in a blink
(u can tell i was at music school for this one):
there once was a fat opera singer
who was also a pigeon wringer
she could rach a high "g"
which in the key of B flat is "ti"
and whats a word ending with inger?
there once was a tall blonde boy
who got a brand new toy
he played with it alot
and another he bought
at least, thats what they say
there once was a bright blue shirt
which was worn by a girl who would flirt
the day it was worn
it was purposely torn
by a girl with a mismatching skirt
a man once had a piano
but sold it for an ipod nano
he had 99 songs
and 100 thongs
the prettiest of which was camo
there once was a bright orange vest
which covered a large, hairy chest
its owner was manly
like all guys named stanley
and wasn't known for being welll dressed
there once was a girl with pink pants
that were filled to the brim with ants
she jumped all around
and made a weird sound
and it looked like a jungle woman dance
there once was an emergency door
whichwas owned by a man who was poor
it always stayed closed
while the poor man dozed
because opening it was a real chore
ther once was a man with no belt
which was a real problem he felt
his pants would fall down
so he looked like a clown
and was covered with an animal pelt
there once was a girl with no hair
which was much for her to bear
she screamed and she cried
and eventually died
well, actually, collapsed in a chair
there once was a guy named ted
who's best friend was codenamed fred
they lived their whole lives
without any wives
and had no one to be with in bed
there once was a guy with a hat
who marreid a girl named pat
they lived in a house
with a tiny, young mouse
but on it one day they sat
there once was a line of airplanes
which was followed by a line of trains
they sat there all day
never going astray
and eventually went completely insane
there once was a girl in the air
whose head was full of blonde hair
she flew in the night
since that just seemed right
and never had a single care
there once was a blue shiny lake
which was actually totally fake
if you went in a boat
it rarely would float
which really sucked, for goodness sake!
there once was a cloud that was pink
and one day it started to sink
it came down to the ground
without making a sound
and then went back up in a blink
(u can tell i was at music school for this one):
there once was a fat opera singer
who was also a pigeon wringer
she could rach a high "g"
which in the key of B flat is "ti"
and whats a word ending with inger?
there once was a tall blonde boy
who got a brand new toy
he played with it alot
and another he bought
at least, thats what they say
there once was a bright blue shirt
which was worn by a girl who would flirt
the day it was worn
it was purposely torn
by a girl with a mismatching skirt
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