Some really bad limericks

ok... so these are all the really bad limericks i've written so far this summer

a man once had a piano
but sold it for an ipod nano
he had 99 songs
and 100 thongs
the prettiest of which was camo

there once was a bright orange vest
which covered a large, hairy chest
its owner was manly
like all guys named stanley
and wasn't known for being welll dressed

there once was a girl with pink pants
that were filled to the brim with ants
she jumped all around
and made a weird sound
and it looked like a jungle woman dance

there once was an emergency door
whichwas owned by a man who was poor
it always stayed closed
while the poor man dozed
because opening it was a real chore

ther once was a man with no belt
which was a real problem he felt
his pants would fall down
so he looked like a clown
and was covered with an animal pelt

there once was a girl with no hair
which was much for her to bear
she screamed and she cried
and eventually died
well, actually, collapsed in a chair

there once was a guy named ted
who's best friend was codenamed fred
they lived their whole lives
without any wives
and had no one to be with in bed

there once was a guy with a hat
who marreid a girl named pat
they lived in a house
with a tiny, young mouse
but on it one day they sat

there once was a line of airplanes
which was followed by a line of trains
they sat there all day
never going astray
and eventually went completely insane

there once was a girl in the air
whose head was full of blonde hair
she flew in the night
since that just seemed right
and never had a single care

there once was a blue shiny lake
which was actually totally fake
if you went in a boat
it rarely would float
which really sucked, for goodness sake!

there once was a cloud that was pink
and one day it started to sink
it came down to the ground
without making a sound
and then went back up in a blink

(u can tell i was at music school for this one):
there once was a fat opera singer
who was also a pigeon wringer
she could rach a high "g"
which in the key of B flat is "ti"
and whats a word ending with inger?

there once was a tall blonde boy
who got a brand new toy
he played with it alot
and another he bought
at least, thats what they say

there once was a bright blue shirt
which was worn by a girl who would flirt
the day it was worn
it was purposely torn
by a girl with a mismatching skirt